1. monotoneminor: ambulance-shotgun: hazelgracewaters: #can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.” What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’? oh my there is no god
  2. "FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!"
    - No one, ever. (via scoldylox)

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  3. I can no longer hear the phrase “let’s get down to business” without wanting to defeat the Huns.

    goodlyrottenapple:

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  7. ireallylikegaryoldman: You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
  10. Guys Ten couldn’t carry the Olympic torch

    trumpetsandbookmarks:

    sharksinspace:

    sailorgallifrey:

    urbanko:

    literatigeek:

    if he did Donna would see it on television, recognize him and thus her mind would burn up.

    Eleven has realized this and thus he’s now carrying it to save her life.

    He’s got it under control. 

    “TIME CAN BE REWRITTEN.”

    Or maybe now that the universe was reset from Amy’s memories…

    the Doctor has just always been Eleven. Because she’s never met anyone else.

    Shit just got REAL.

    Reblogging because the Craig .gif just IS my face right now.

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